What To Do If You Are Flat Like A Ken Doll

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December 2011

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Dec 28, 20114 notes
Plus size men don't exist?

I’m studying costume design in school this year and we use these things called croquis as the basis for our sketches. It’s a basic outline of a person with some extra lines to indicate proportion and scale and such. We trace them so that we can make sure that what we’re designing has something to do with the reality of the body of a person who might be wearing the costume, pretty self-explanatory.

Early in the year, my professor gave us a packet of croquis, but it only had 3: “average woman,” “plus size woman,”  ”average man.” The plus size woman looks to be about a size 14, so when I did a project on clothing for fat female-assigned genderqueer people inspired by Majestic (you can see the final sketches here, here, and here), I asked my professor if she had any bigger croquis. Could this really be it? She said she didn’t have, but I could probably google it. Sure enough, I easily found fat seen-as-female croquis.

Now I’m looking to do something with fat men, or even at the very least men who don’t look like my “average man” croquis. So I went back to my pal google. Nothing. They aren’t there. Is anyone better at google than I am? Can I get some help finding the tools to design clothes for fat menfolk, please?

Dec 28, 20112 notes
Safer Sex Fairy Problems #57

when you open your safer sex supply drawer too enthusiastically and your condoms  fall out of the neat pile in which you had them stacked by expiration date.

Dec 15, 201110 notes
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Dec 10, 201112 notes
#Poetry #Pictures of Me
The best way to look at it:
  • Nyki: have you seen the idiot rick perry video thats been going around?
  • Me: yes
  • Nyki: where hes all miidwestern and catholic?
  • okay
  • before i saw the video a couple days ago
  • i took a cursory glance at the thumbnail
  • and i got really excited, because i thought some hot butch dyke made a video about being strong
  • and then i watched it
  • and it was so not that
  • Me: ahahaha
  • Nyki: but FOR SERIOUS
  • GO LOOK AT THE THUMBNAIL
  • YOU WILL BE AMAZED
  • and then turned on, maybe
  • BUT AMAZED, DEFINITELY
Dec 8, 20114 notes
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